I have demons in me.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
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Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
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We were destined to go to rehab together
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
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