So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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