yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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