Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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