i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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