Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
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I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
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I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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