She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
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Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
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She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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