idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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