He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
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Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
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would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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