i don't like sucking hair
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Randomize
