im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
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on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
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She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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