Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
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i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
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that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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