i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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