Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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