She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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