So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
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