I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
Randomize