no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
another moral hangover. fuck.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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