Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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