Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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