why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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