Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I just forgot I was standing up.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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