Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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