that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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