I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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