There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
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I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
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Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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