The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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