You're so nebulous sometimes
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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