And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
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at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
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That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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