I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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