If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
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No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
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Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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