I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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