just come out here and I will go home with you...
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
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I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
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he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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