hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
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I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
He better not be in your backpack
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
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No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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