LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
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Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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