HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Randomize
