Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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