talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
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They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
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I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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