I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh