it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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