Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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