Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Randomize
