Barsexuality is the new black.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
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Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
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The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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