his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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