So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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