Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
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No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
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Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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