Even water is tasting like jack daniels
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
You're a waste of cheezeits
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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