Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
did you just send me my own nude
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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