need another drink. this is the easiest way
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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