Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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