I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
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I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Rumble strips road head = magical
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
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I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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