So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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