sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
The feeling are messing with the penis
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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